Okay, so there is another aspect of my live that I feel has warranted the need for me to address.
That subject would be "bros".
For those few blessed people that do not know what a bro is, allow me to enlighten you.
The first qualification of a bro is the backward hat.
Bros find the need to buy hats that they subsequently turn backward, a very important process, you know so they can protect their necks from burning...
The second step to broism, a word I use constantly use but doesn't really exist, is to put their sunglasses on the BACK of their heads. For some un-godly reason they find that super cool and accessible. But, hello, unless you have eyes on the back of your head that need UV protection put them in their proper place. That annoys me to no extent.
Thirdly (is that a word?) bros have their own vocabulary that manage to manifest themselves in every sentence the bro speaks. The words include, but are not limited to, "bro", "yo", "sick", "dude", "man", "sup" etc..
EXAMPLE of bro conversation:
"sup bro, how was your night."
"dude, it was so sick, you have no idea."
"ah man, did you score?"
"nah bro, but i totally bought new sunglasses that fit the back of my head perfectly"
"yooo,I so need to see those, bro"
Anyway, I guess you can see I have a completely biased opinion of "bros" and if you fit this mold in any way, I'm sure your a great person, but you'd probably annoy me until I got to know you.
hmm that sounds bad, well I guess that's why it's my blog :)
